I’ve tried pretty much everything on the market. Like, leave me alone! I already am not the biggest fan of summer, but on the days when I am actually fucking with it - either on a chill night inside or spending the day out and about - I’d like for it not to be interrupted but the biting of bothersome bugs.
I love it when I am in my own humble little abode, windows open, curtains dancing in the breeze, and then BOOM! A mosquito comes buzzing in and bites me on any skin that’s visible, or an ant comes and tries to get a taste of my morning cookie while I’m at my window working, or a spider makes his way into my bed while I am minding my Black ass business and taking an afternoon nap! I get it, I’m on their turf, right? Like, they don’t come to my house and bother me, oh wait - YES THEY DO. It’s true - I am sweet - but that in no way means it is an excuse for mosquitos to come and bother and bite me when I am just trying to have a cute day in the sun. Something that used to be said to me every summer when the mosquitos came ready to bite and the bugs came ready to bother me.
“They bite you ‘cos you’re just so sweet”
LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.In other words, this is perfectly safe to set foot in and entrust your heart to for the ultimate in feel-good satisfaction. Nor is there any mention of things like Moriarty, fake deaths, Mary Morstan, or any other outside influences that might conspire to keep Sherlock and John apart. There’s a bit of angst once the need for the cover passes and they need to renegotiate where they are, but there was never any real nail-biting or agonizing involved. Its lighthearted, self-deprecating humor soothes and refreshes, but also had me breathless with the exquisite pas de deux of Sherlock and John falling in love through the extremely flimsy veil of a “fake” (*cough* real*cough*) relationship. Rec: This fic weaves a spell with words that enchanted me from the start. And he certainly did not expect to turn them into fake husbands. He didn’t expect his heart to be bursting with pure joy and relief, or for their night to end with John in a hospital bed. For his own mouth, stung by the sweetness, to kiss John back-or for his hands to raise to John’s cheeks in order to lengthen it. Things Sherlock didn’t expect to happen at midnight on a Thursday: for John to be kissing him. Hudson Ships It, Molly ships it too, John’s Extraordinary Penis, Jealous Sherlock, Bears on Safari!, Fake Relationship Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, It gets less fluffier but then more fluffier again, Emotional Sex, Demisexual Sherlock, Top Sherlock, Top John Watson, Rimming, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Emotional Growth, BAMF John, Healthy Relationships, e v e n t u a l l y, Character Development Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John WatsonĪdditional Tags: Fake Relationship, Fake Marriage, Fluff, a lot of fluff, Fluffier than a rabbit snuggling an alpaca, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, soft bois, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, First Time, Author relies heavily on the em dash, References to Wagnerian Opera, In A World Where Hospital Rooms Have Door Locks, Hurt/Comfort, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Mycroft is a good brother, The Boys are Idiots But That’s Nothing New, Sexual Tension, Happy Ending, References to Texas, Pining Sherlock, Geese, Sherlock honey you’re not fooling anyone, Sharing a Bed, Slow Burn Beard Growth, It only gets fluffier, Relationship d e n i a l, Mrs. The Oak Tree and the Cypress by FinAmour įandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms